Dragons Not Guaranteed

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dragongirltail
liquidstar

my little brother got a girlfriend recently and the two of them have been making their discord icons matching anime couples, so my other brother, his twin, keeps changing his icon to a third wheel character to annoy them

liquidstar

this is an old post but i have an update: the second brother started voice calling and playing games with a girl he likes, and every time the first brother walks into their room while hes talking to her he makes sure to hype him up, but in absurdly hyperbolized ways like “broo i just saw you on the news congrats on saving the bus full of orphans from crashing into the baby panda hospital. also zendaya called and asked if you wanted to go out with her and billie eilish but obviously you wont because youre so loyal. and joe biden came by personally and said he wanted to give you an award for most handsome man alive but i told him to just put it with the others”

pangur-and-grim
astrobstrd

Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life

duckdotcom

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neververy4

is this orange or yellow.

turing-tested

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turing-tested

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

dog-on-it-tm

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hey op, what does this say?

turing-tested

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

khazel-t

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prettyboy-bigfoot

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

rankeluck

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

prettyboy-bigfoot

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world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

icecreamsavant

It’s orange

yumiiiiiii

it’s literally 71

jessbeinme15

Bestie it’s 74

yumiiiiiii

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jessbeinme15

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spacepaprika

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

rat-on-fire

where are you getting that from?

thehottestmess

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

vang0bus

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

astraltrickster

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I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

rubykgrant

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Originally posted by that-unfortunate-crow